Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021

Meat servo

An airline pilot that makes mechanics life’s harder than it needs to be

Hey Jim did you hear the meat servo wrote up that the over head light is out?

by Grumpy aircraft mech January 10, 2021

Meat Gazing

woman starring at a guys package through his clothing.

Carrie couldn't help herself from "meat gazing " when she seen him.

by Bellmarie334 February 2, 2021

recycled meat

When a dude tries getting some from you after already having hooked up with half your friends.

“michelle I can’t believe he would ask me out after hooking up with half my friends...what a DBag I’m all set with that recycled meat.”

by Gator_Eyes February 20, 2021

meat drop

A starter sex move where the male falls with his penis falling first from atleast 3 ft. above onto the female with her vagina readily opened wide for receival.

Guy: "Okay baby, here comes the meat drop!"
Girl: "My pussy's open wide, come at me!"

by blue piranha plant March 2, 2021

Meat cricket

Another term for a woman's clitoris. When stroked properly her moans resemble a cricket's chirp at night.

She loved when I played with her meat cricket.

by Giggs4410 March 4, 2021

meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021