French Dip

When you are pooping and desperately need a wet wipe but you dont have any and there's no sink nearby so you have to dip your toilet paper in the toilet water creating a makeshift wet wipe.

yeah I had to pull of a french dip in that taco bell bathroom.

by Wobbegong September 16, 2023

Isabelle French

faster than sonic and usain bolt
stronger than knuckles and goku
smarter than tails and a 5th grader COMBINED
and looks like max greenfield

Woah!!! who is that sexy thang running

That’s Isabelle French! She’s faster, smarter and stronger than everything!

by Elise Partlow October 4, 2023

French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?

by Nin2 October 5, 2023

party like the french

To incite and have a violent protest or rebellion.

we should party like the French if we really want the gov’t to listen to us.

by Gal✨ July 7, 2023

French Tickle

When a French person pulls out a baguette and proceeds to tickle you with it

“Man, Me and my girl just did the french tickle

by Spaceracer69 July 8, 2023

French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.

“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”

by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023

French

A disease that currently infects 67.75 million people.

Person 1: What are you?
Person 2: I'm French!
Person 1: I'm so sorry

by Inni84 July 20, 2023