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Tom

A dick who only gives a fuck about himself and like to ruin other people’s lives
Omg he’s such a Tom idek why we are still friends with him
by Pan_Lil_Fangirl February 20, 2020
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Absolute mad lad. Massive balls and a 69420 incher. Good in bed and will crush your intestines with his huge dick
Tom is seggsie
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Fuck yall dont search my name we all know how i am.
Fuck yall its just a name
Tom is a guy who can be weird but he is fine and ugly tho while he cares about people

But yall are gay
by Restless_stan October 22, 2019
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Has an extremely large cock and bum-tongue! Best pussy licker around
Girl: that was so pleasurable
Girl 2: that’s because he’s tom.
by osamabinladen April 28, 2022
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He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.
Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER
by inf1nity May 15, 2008
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Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.
her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....
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Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!
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