Squirrel, n. — a pejorative term used by Scientologists denoting either:
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology
2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.
v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.
2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.
Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone
Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology
2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.
v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.
2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.
Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone
Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
N.1: "Don't go these 'Independent' guys, they're squirrels."
N.2 "David Miscavige is the ultimate Squirrel."
V.1 "When will these Freezone people ever learn not to squirrel?"
V.2 "Golden Age of Tech was when I first started noticing just how much wholesale squirreling was taking place in the Church."
Adj.1 "Why don't you go get your Squirrel meter, Marty!"
Adj.2 "The Introspection Rundown as we know it is squirrel bullshit"
N.2 "David Miscavige is the ultimate Squirrel."
V.1 "When will these Freezone people ever learn not to squirrel?"
V.2 "Golden Age of Tech was when I first started noticing just how much wholesale squirreling was taking place in the Church."
Adj.1 "Why don't you go get your Squirrel meter, Marty!"
Adj.2 "The Introspection Rundown as we know it is squirrel bullshit"
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1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...
2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
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this kid I know Scott is the biggest squirrel. He took a hit bigger than any of us and didn't even throw in.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
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to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
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i.e. a flake
i.e. a flake
Mike, where were you the other night?! You totally squirreled! You were supposed to meet us at the bar!
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Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.
NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.
NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.
1) My girlfriend and I are so close, we're probably less than one squirrel away at any given moment.
2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.
2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.
by Mister Cameo October 18, 2012
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