Sagging Wonk

A depressed nerd.
Also, sagging balls, which in turn, causes the need to be more depressed.

1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"

by ATruSagginWonk January 31, 2020

sag

sag is a noun, a verb, and also an adjective. you can sag someone, look at someone’s sag, or even feel saggy. there is no definition, it is a way of life. sag.

hey, wanna come sag on some innocent children with us?

omg your outfit is SO saggy

i’m going to cut my sag in half

i am sag

by rolimo September 16, 2020

Sags

When something is going to take a long annoying time to do.

Yeah, it's going to be a sags getting my money back

by Mightydre March 1, 2018

man sag

Once a man gets to be a certain age *generally 40+*. His testicles(balls)will start to sag, with more age comes saggier balls!

"What happened to Buddy, he used to have swag?"
"He got old and his man swag, turned into man sag!"

by Undrunkpunk March 6, 2018

rug sag

A person that keeps being denying this he/she is clearly doing.

Quit taking my stuff you fucking rug sag!

by Dr Richthofen September 3, 2016

Sag Artist

A person who sags his or her pants on purpose.

That guy is such a sag artist!

by ChickenToaster June 16, 2016

butt sag

when the gludius maximus is saggy

man that ugly girl has a butt sag

by the lonely janitor February 16, 2018