How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

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john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 11, 2023

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Drop a pint

When you are going for a piss and you know it's going to be a big one (as much as a pint's worth).

I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go drop a pint.

by GeorgiaandFlo November 14, 2020

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One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends

Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!

by eric bisto October 24, 2020

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Pint

A short man with a short dick. Double doozy.

Michelle: I gave a Clint (short guy) a chance in the bedroom and then I realized he was a pint.

Martha: Damn, that sucks. Hopefully, Mike (Short guy) isn't a pint.

by Mo-Mo The Sailor February 21, 2021

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