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Peruvian Bell Clap

The action of moving in such an aggressive manor, that ones scrotum slams into ones own penis resulting in a "Clap" noise. This technique is hard to master but easy to impress with.

(sometimes accidental, but still count)
When I jumped out of bed this morning I did a Peruvian Bell Clap, It was sooooo loud.
by GreekFreekW23 July 18, 2025
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Peruvian Parrot Piledriver

A sexual act when one stuffs their significant others vagina full of cookie dough or a clay coloured ice cream and roughly piledrives her. Afterwards, you would like it out similar to how a Peruvian parrot would like a clay wall.
Last night she let me hit the 'Peruvian Parrot Piledriver'.
by Mr Smex August 1, 2025
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Peruvian Jackhammer Peg

When you bounce up and down while doing the deed at an extremely fast rate.
Jessica was an absolute freak, she wanted to do the Peruvian Jackhammer Peg with me.
by firemansam24 August 9, 2025
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Peruvian Coffee

A way of describing a terrible, awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to insult someone who doesn't take showers or care about personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peruvian people or their culture. It also has nothing to do with the coffee itself other than it's smell.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Peruvian Handshake

When two people shove one of their arms up the asshole and throat of a recipient and do a handshake in the middle.
"Do you two want to do a Peruvian Handshake on me?"
by badpiggiez October 21, 2025
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