Nurse nap

The act of sleeping whenever time is available due to altered sleep patterns from shift work. The period of sleep immediately following an overnight shift. Generally not a particularly restful sleep.

Mom just got home from work so make sure not to disturb her nurse nap.

by Alixkay88 May 1, 2014

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bowl nursing

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing

guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!

by ty148 May 10, 2017

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Mutual Nursing

When two people suck on each other's breasts at the same time

Mutual nursing, like a 69 for tits
69

by ziek3411 June 4, 2016

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Nursing Bottle November is when females only drink out of baby bottles for the whole month of November. The purpose of this is keeping females occupied while the boys partake in No Nut November, so by December First, females will be so good at sucking dick from sucking on the baby bottle, when giving head, men will be able to ejaculate all their nut efficiently.

Jessica: “ yeo, you gonna do -Nursing Bottle November?”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”

by Yurrrrrr.Jessi November 2, 2019

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Nurses maid elbow

When your friend knows the definition of something, has used it in a sentence, but refuses to define it for you.

Me: We were having conversation and my friend used a word I wasn't familiar with so I asked what it meant, then he nurses maid elbowed me!

Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!

by Icanandidid November 2, 2019

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