Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.

by Aquamissle November 2, 2023

Illegals

A type of person such as a mexican. They can be by the international border, where the silly americans are trying to kill them.

"There is illegals in my yard! Stop them!

by BruhBoi2233 November 5, 2023

Illegalment

Illegal activity

That’s some illegalment

by Arandomblackperson December 29, 2023

Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024

Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween

Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross

by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024

IllEGAL Spix

An illegal Mexican who knows about 30 other ones who sucks

I know about 30 ILLEGAL Spix and I have no respect

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

illegally

The best possible way to do anything

"oh no, I need to borrow some money from the bank to afford a bike"

"I wonder how I am going to get it?"

"Well of course I should do it illegally! (he goes on to rob a bank with a shotgun, and gets all the money he needs)"

by koocie munster January 10, 2023