Harper

A nice girl that is athletic and quite good at sports. She usually has green eyes and will help you with the smallest of problems. She is hard to get to know and she doesn't talk well with people she doesn't know. If you have a Harper in your life hold on to her forever. Is in love with Easton.

DAAAAAMMMMM HARPERS AMAZING

by elephantsarecoolyk January 9, 2024

Harper Mahood

A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.

"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."

by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024

Devin Micheal Harper

These kinds of humans are better grilled with charcoal as it is to better saturate the skin color

Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”

by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023

harper sipes

what you call a man you will marry

that man is my harper sipes

by hdbjsjsnsns November 27, 2023

Harper

Someone who pees on walls and you must use a reed to clean it

Im a harper

by Noah harper November 29, 2023

harper

the whitest kid youll ever meet and he pulls 30000000 bitches
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf

girl 1: yo did u see harper
girl 2: yea hes hot asf

by aarav patel the monkey July 27, 2023

harper

harper has so many inside jokes with everyone. they’re amazing, except for when they are around some girl named ashlyn.

“There’s Harper.”

“Oh golly gosh! I love myself”
“Ashlyn is with her…”

“I’m going to hang myself.”

by ashlyn hater August 12, 2023