gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

Gopher Whistle

Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.

On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!

by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022

The gopher

The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring

“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”

by Den Bover June 23, 2022

Gopher

Gopher is a really swag swagger that has swag and is swag like evantii and unlike hvnx (an nn with no social life). Gopher is the lovebug and e wife of his favorite swag Evantii.

Wow Gopher is really cool!

by GophyWophy November 10, 2022

gopher

The upmost hottest girl you ask out but not too hot (not to be confused with a supermodel) who likes you back and is excited to get to know you and have fun on the first date. But throws you a text 3 days before the date explaining she is anxious, going through mental issues, and is not ready to date guys.

She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.

I asked out a "gopher" to only realized 3 day later she was mentally unstable to handle my awesomeness.

by Nitro Tiger October 3, 2022

big gopher

That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.

Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.

by GreatGiganticGravyGuzzlinGorge December 6, 2021

Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021