A freaking goodie

The pure shinyness the smoothness the cleanest the best of a African Americans bald scalp it's holy and secret it makes you think of a bongo everytime but you must resist each time you see one of these good lock people you must discreetly take a picture of it and send it to your friends with nothing more then a Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Sheldon: man take a look at Jasons head that's one shiny head of his

(Takes a picture of the bald head)

Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!

by Bleeding guns February 3, 2023

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Goodies

A phenomenon that occurs mostly at the houses of the poor. Where in by left over food particles are consistently found in the glasses, plates and silverware. This condition is usually caused by under-investment in dishwashing technology.

"I can't find one glass in this house that doesn't have goodies."

"Why won't my dishwasher work."

"Dishes suck, just rinse it out."

by Henny Jollywalker November 16, 2023

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