Seven Deadly Disabilities

Seven Acquaintances who act as thou are Retarded, however thou typically in actuality arnt tramps and heathens, thoust are actually fully systematic and contributing members of society as an entirety, they jest often in thy shadows, and thous jests are legitimately absolutely bussing however thous jests art not to be taken delicately as it inherits crude and uncivilized humor and smatter serfs may find thee jests critically wounding, however no one fornicatiddly beseeched.

"Bro, did you hear about the the Seven Deadly Disabilities?"

"The fucking who?"

by MrStealYourArbortedBaby July 4, 2022

Deadly Drill

A sex position where you hold the soles of both of your feet to stretch both of your quads and simultaneously spin in circles constantly without losing any momentum to make a drill-like pose,

Yeah bro, she used the Deadly Drill on me.
Thats crazy!

by nicecar February 21, 2022

Deadly Newton

A self-defense technique; the act of gripping an opponent’s throat with two fingers positioned just below the Adam’s apple and applying focused, controlled pressure, intended to induce immediate physical shock, momentary disorientation, or temporary incapacitation; typically described as most effective when executed swiftly and in coordination with additional pressure-point techniques.

The name Deadly Newton is derived from a play on words connecting the throat’s “Adam’s apple” with the famous story of Isaac Newton and the falling apple. Just as the apple is said to have struck Newton and inspired his thoughts on force and gravity, the technique centers on applying sudden, focused force near the Adam’s apple. The “Newton” portion references both the historical figure and the scientific unit of force named after him, while “deadly” emphasizes the intense and potentially dangerous nature of the maneuver.

In the heat of the confrontation, he used a Deadly Newton to startle his attacker long enough to break free and escape.

by The Undercover Apple Man February 24, 2026