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Crane Juice

1. It's what cranes drink
2. The bottles of piss that collect at the top of a crane, where crane operators relieve themselves
3. A central pillar of the beliefs that the sect of former financial cult followers must force a member to drink a concoction of carefully selected ingredients in order to cleanse themselves of making good financial decisions ever again and avoiding the dreaded "butthole post", referred to as the Fridge Challenge
Crane Manager: "What happened to the Assistant Crane Manager?"
Junior Crane Manager: "ACM died. He was crushed by Crane Juice falling from the sky while playing Battle Cranes. Don't tell OSHA."
Crane Manager: "Oh no. Was it Pink Lemonade? That's my favorite flavor."
by NGMIPandas August 29, 2023
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Crane Middle School

The middle school where guys peg each other and then say being gay is weird.

A urinal was stolen and got taken out of the wall.

Plus there are used condoms everywhere
Rachel: I went to crane Middle School

Quinn: eww, that’s gross
by HookerMary June 15, 2022
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