Posttraumatic yapping disorder

A special type of disorder which happens when every single thing the person says is yapping. It usually happens when the said person has consumed too much yapping from other people.

Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.

by AYappingHater April 2, 2024

Yapping Card

The act of dismissing someone's argument or passionate speech as mere mindless, annoying noise—comparable to a small dog's incessant barking. This is a derisive tactic used to avoid engaging with the substance of what is being said by framing the speaker as irritating, long-winded, and unserious. It implies the person is talking just to hear themselves talk, offering no valuable content, and should be ignored like background static. It's a classic move to belittle and silence opposition without refutation.

Example: In a heated online debate about economic policy, one user posts a detailed, paragraph-long critique. The reply, "Lmao, someone revoke his yapping card already," is a cheap way to mock the effort and detail of the argument without addressing a single point. It's the digital equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and saying "blah blah blah."

by Abzugal February 3, 2026