wifi chaser

An individual, often female, who hangs out with and flirts with someone in the hopes of obtaining their wifi password to serve their social media addiction.

Made popular by Bay Area rapper GingerJ.

"Dude, don't trust her. She just wants your wifi."
"Oh shit, yea I heard about an uptick in wifi chasers in the neighborhood recently."

by 4dollarscooter September 8, 2019

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Wifi

That stuff that allows you to get internet at your local McDonalds.

I like wifi

by frigles freckle September 8, 2017

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Wifi DJ

when a song is remixed by poor wifi connection

"Dude the wifi dj keeps messing with the drop: "Des..paci ..........to""

by fag 4 life September 25, 2017

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wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.

by Pawn of Sex June 13, 2016

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CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

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