devil-worship

Son: is using animals in biomedical research considered devil-worship to the Unforgiveables?

Father: no, since the Unforgiveables protect private property. Now go take a course in biomedical ethics at McGill university for more information.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

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worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

by im u fucking sadist17 September 3, 2021

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Cow worship day

June 7th

i have the biggest cow for cow worship day

by holden dn June 7, 2021

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Worship

No it isn't Drew, you retarded bitch.

Hym "No it isn't and to the extent that it is, it's only in so far as it's a deliberate cruelty imposed on you externally by people who either don't actually believe in the veracity of the claims they are making or know the falsehood of the claims. This isn't worship and your relationship with the meaning of words is as tenuous as Jordan's."

Dr. JeepJorp "YoU jUsT HAVE tO wOrShIp SOMETHING! RiGhT!? Like your car! You like your car, right? Well, LIKING THING... Is a form WoOoOoRsHiP! YoU pUt YoUr CaR iN tHe HiGhEsT pLaCe! ThAt'S wHaT 'wOrShIp' MEANS!"

Iam "Oh! Hey- Er, it's the thing! We're still doing the- This! Right!?" *Mark Ruffalo AHA* meme except Dr. JeepJorp*

Hym "You know... If I can get some berries... I can leave them on the ground and maybe LURE Megyn Kelly out... That... In conjunction with the net... I can capture Megyn Kelly.... Yes- Oh wait. It doesn't have a fist emoji facing that direction. Imagine me putting one hand palm up and then balling the other hand into a fist and then me gently slamming my fist into the palm of the other hand like

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🫴 Right? As I say 'Yes.' Like 'Yosh' thing, right? Get? Go look it up."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2025

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