Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.
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Get the Wise old anteater mug.A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
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Get the Wise-Parker Rule of Three mug.She's a Blond Girl With glasses tipicly in loved with anime and Shes also into hardcore Shit like boys, she acts like a tomboy, She's cute, a bit stupid at times but she makes that up by showing her respect, no one notices her except the Low Lifed Kids. But mainly and most interesting of all she's the cooliest Female friend you could have besides that other ghetto popular girl at that school
God the ghetto girls are bitches
But she's like my warm soup and medium sized seat... it's all JUST Right
God the ghetto girls are bitches
But she's like my warm soup and medium sized seat... it's all JUST Right
Hey madison wise want to do some fun Boyish Shit mah nigga even tho u is White Blond Girl
Madison Wise: umm... Fuck Yea I would Like to Do Boyish Things because am Madison's wise and I might have Huger Cock Than You will ever have You male human
Human Friend of madison: ok your cock is probably not that bad but my ...
Madison wise: am sorry but my balls are also Bigger and Has Tastyer Semen than your Human Pesent
Friend that's not to sure about his actions: ...
Big Dick and big balls Madison wise: sure lets go play some basket ball :)
Friend: ... (mid way of saying Ok) oh-ka
Madison: I'll rapture your little boy Pussy with my massive bear cock
Friend who's about to get raped: sounds good :)
Madison: ok but let's play some basket ball :)
Friend: :)
Madison: :)
Friend: :)
Black friend: :)
Madison and Friend: FUQ YOU NIGGER
Black friend : I love you all and feel excepted Hey Madison may i suck your Massive bear cock I'll let you put it in daddy master slave Senpie
Madison: ;) give me the Sucky Suck
Madison Wise: umm... Fuck Yea I would Like to Do Boyish Things because am Madison's wise and I might have Huger Cock Than You will ever have You male human
Human Friend of madison: ok your cock is probably not that bad but my ...
Madison wise: am sorry but my balls are also Bigger and Has Tastyer Semen than your Human Pesent
Friend that's not to sure about his actions: ...
Big Dick and big balls Madison wise: sure lets go play some basket ball :)
Friend: ... (mid way of saying Ok) oh-ka
Madison: I'll rapture your little boy Pussy with my massive bear cock
Friend who's about to get raped: sounds good :)
Madison: ok but let's play some basket ball :)
Friend: :)
Madison: :)
Friend: :)
Black friend: :)
Madison and Friend: FUQ YOU NIGGER
Black friend : I love you all and feel excepted Hey Madison may i suck your Massive bear cock I'll let you put it in daddy master slave Senpie
Madison: ;) give me the Sucky Suck
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