foggy forest

The act of blowing vape on someone's pubic hair.

Lost my erection until the guy gave me a good ol' foggy forest

by T0ast July 5, 2019

Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.

She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.

by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018

German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"

The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.

by Jadjad January 6, 2013

Forest Gunt

Variation of Gunt. With additional savory detail of a thicket of never trimmed pubic hair.

That Biernacki woman is so fat and nasty, you know she can't find her own gunt to shave; and who would shave it for her? Got to be a Forest Gunt.

by You Con Ho September 7, 2013

Annihilating the forest

In other words burning trees, smoking the mary jane, and flying high man. Im talking like some many blunts and shit.

We were annihilating the forest, man

by chocolatekush420 December 12, 2011

Black Forest

Specifically prison (not jail). The bars being the trees in the forest.

Tyrone did hard time in the black forest.

by Genmyself3 January 2, 2020