Rhode Island

A state smaller than my dick.

I have a rhode island dick.

by skinnypenis420691738 March 2, 2020

Rhodes

Its a sexy name. If your name is Rhodes youre probably hot and should hmu. Youre definitely not a nice person and would beat me up but I wouldnt even mind. You get average grades and are pretty average overall but you just have something that makes people gravitate towards you even though youre kinda mean. Youre 100 percent the funniest person ever and constantly crack jokes that make even the boys swoon. You make girls with daddy issues fall in love with you and every boy is insanely jealous of you. If youre out there Rhodes we should totally kiss rn.

"OMG I have the biggest crush on Rhodes!"
"Rhodes is so funny, did you hear what he said this morning?"

by Mary E Smiledog June 29, 2020

Rhode Island Neck Warmer

Is when you drunkenly get a blowjob from a hooker while visiting Rhode Island, in winter, behind the bar dumpster and midway through you vomit profusely onto his/hers neck thus warming their exposed neck. Allowing them to finish before last call

While visiting The Spider Room.
Hooker: Wanna head outside? I'll suck your cock.
Client: (just visiting)Isn't it cold out?
Hooker: I'll show you a Rhode Island Neck Warmer.

by J-hem September 25, 2020

Rhode Island Railroad

When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.

For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.

Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"

Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"

Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"

Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."

by Ovata October 5, 2020

Weston Rhodes

Bigggggg cock

That dude sure has a Weston Rhodes down there

by Westside69420 October 14, 2020

Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.

For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?

by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017

rhode island rider

Having sex with someone with the smallest penis ever

After five minutes of waiting for it to happen I looked up and seen him pumping away I realized it was the rhode island rider

by The racing bunch September 12, 2016