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portland

a place that doesn't exist
Kiki: I'm from Portland, guys.

Amanda: Is that in Hogwarts?
Katie: Isn't in Narnia?
by SpreadTheLoveAround March 12, 2017
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Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020
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Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about
by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023
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Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.
by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023
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portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.
OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023
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Portland Pickle

A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.
Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
by NeoNeologist February 1, 2024
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Portland

A city in Oregon that used to be cool but now has lots of problems with drugs and homelessness
"Downtown Portland has lots of homelessness sadly"
by Saengdao December 29, 2022
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