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"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
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Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
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OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
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Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
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