Porter

This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)

A Porter still plays fortnite

porter likes boys

Porter does the no no while looking at no no

Porter is a Russian spy

Porter is giving our information to the Soviets! Stalin is touching him!

by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021

Porter

A bitch

You're being a real Porter

by JKastle July 20, 2021

Porter

Porter is a person that has a piss/shit kink, is a furry, like legosi from Beastars, call themselves an alpha, again has a shit and piss kink, and smells like olive oil.

Kai: Did you hear about Porter?
Carlos: Yeah! I heard they had a shit & piss kink.
Kai: Really!? I found out that they are obsessed with furry vore porn.

by catpiss🗣 July 26, 2021

Porter

A Porter is a person who doesn’t give up on his/her dreams.

Wow he doesn’t stop trying he must be a porter

by Hicuss June 7, 2021

Porter

someone who has a small pp, listens to metal because he tries to act cool, and always has a bad haircut

porter

by mommamiaballs September 13, 2022

Porter’s Folder Maneuver

An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.

“YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver

by TylaDATerrific October 30, 2022

Porter Collins

a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)

"who ate all the the rolls and drank all the milk?"

"oh thats just porter collins being porter."

by Tuckmeat November 30, 2022