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Kash Patel

Kash Patel
(noun / verb)
1. A person who takes trifling shortcuts even when it ruins quality.
2. Someone who lies, exaggerates, or fabricates credentials to get ahead.
3. To under-deliver while hyping yourself up as if you’re top tier
Examples:
• “Bro turned in that half-baked report? Straight Kash Patel.”
• “Don’t Kash Patel your way through this project, we’ll all look bad.”
• “She Kash Pataled the interview—made up experience and hoped no one checked.”

Synonyms: janky, phony, bootleg, half-steppin’.
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When a massive gay cunt nails on plans last minute
That dickhead is going to doing a Patel on us!!
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‘Trash’ Patel

The quiet nickname for the FBI Director used in hushed tones by the OG’s at the Bureau.
That googly-eyed ‘Trash’ Patel is back at it spreading lies through the Fox propaganda network. ‘Trash’ isn’t even qualified to be a garbage collector!
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Moksh Patel

A guy who is intellectual , a good sport to every one , and a sort of introvert.
This guy is one who makes anyone laugh even on someone's testimonials. Along side he is a strong shoulder on whom one could lean anytime...
Hey have you got Moksh Patel..?
Cause you're just fucking genius...
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Patel

obsessed with taco bell, honda odyssey, hotels, motels, gas stations, liquor stores
Patel: “taco bell after garba hits 🤪🤪🤪”
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Bhavini Patel

Pro-genocide MAGA plant who tried to primary Summer Lee. In the end, people weren't fooled by the blood money and Summer Lee, the actual democrat in the race, ended up winning.
It's a BEAUTIFUL DAY because Bhavini Patel LOST!!!!
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