phraseology course

the proseminar we're all taking right now

Do you think you'll pass Mrs. L's phraseology course?

by leonyxx July 17, 2019

full course meal

when you look at brandon arreaga you suddenly get a week worth of meals.
basically he feeds you with his good looks.

Have you seen Brandon Arreaga?? My mans looking like a full course meal and I'm hungry

by irlsnack May 6, 2018

full course meal

When you see Brandon Arreaga you suddenly get fed a weeks worth of meals.
Like he's so good looking that you really don't need anything else to survive.

Damn have you seen Brandon Arreaga he's been looking like a full course meal and I'm hungry

by irlsnack May 6, 2018

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Flopstacle Course

A scattering of cats on a cool tile floor in a narrow pathway on a very hot day.

I had to run the flopstacle course on my way to the kitchen.

by roswtr August 17, 2020

Pre-course

What's worser? A pre-course is no real course in a meal buffet, it's tantamount to Prince William's marriage to Kate Middleton.

You don't get the main course and the dessert and the hors devours because you did a pre-course, and by now she's devoured other men's' dicks and balls at Disney.

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020