Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.
by Whereshunter March 14, 2022
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Get the Whipped Mayo mug.A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise
Girl: please never talk to me again
Girl: please never talk to me again
by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021
Get the Mayo Surprise mug.On the outside she is often mistaken as weird or her kindness being used as a weakness but deep down inside she is down to earth, attractive, humble with a genuine soul. She don't play no games, a savage when need be and has a unique sense of humor and if you love her the right way she will love you forever.
by Cookie Crisp444 November 23, 2021
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Get the Patty Mayo mug.An ignorant white person who can't see their white privilege. The condemn kneeling during the national anthem. They share racist articles about riots that happen in response to the police brutality against black people.
They will say things like "ALL lives matter!" or "Blue lives matter!"
They will say things like "ALL lives matter!" or "Blue lives matter!"
by Bangkok Curry May 30, 2020
Get the Mayo menace mug.Mayo Buns is a stunt pulled by a dude in bed. It begins with a man and a woman having anal sex. When the man gets close to 'blowing his load' he pulls out and gets it all over her 'buns'. The buns may then be sticky and/or smelly.
by Jack Mehauph July 31, 2009
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