Marinara Moustache

The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.

Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)

by Kid Citrus June 1, 2023

Vallar's moustache

Often referred to as "Il baffo alla Vallar" in Italian. This iconic style ranks higher than any other type of facial hair style you'll ever experience.
People with a Vallar's moustache are often seen as confident, sexy and charming by others, regardless of gender.

As any other source of great power, it comes with great responsibilities and, therefore, only few people are actually able to rock this style.

Ex 1. Random boy: "My girlfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

Ex 2. Random girl: "My boyfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"

by AtipracM June 29, 2023

mobius moustache

Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)

“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”

“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”

“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”

by DH Edsel October 15, 2023

Your sisters moustache

Your half gay brother in law who is of a different race.

Who is this gay black guy hitting on me? Oh that's just your sisters moustache.

by The lábinator January 9, 2020

Moustache

A Secret Word for Sex

Did he have Moustache with his girl last night?

by dori#4040 August 5, 2022

finger moustache

When someone curls their index finger into a square shaped moustache means they want to aggressively make out with you

“Katie is doing the finger moustache, you know what that means😏”

by Ronald McDonalds left toe November 12, 2022

Mud Moustache

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.

Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.

by Corn & Rye November 14, 2022