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Andres Martinez

Trash at basketball. Dads a professional bad player so he thinks he can play (sadly not really
Bro That dude can’t play basketball but his dad can his an Andres Martinez
by Handres December 12, 2018
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Daritza Martinez

Daritza Martinez is a very unique and kind person,very beautiful,intelligent sweet hearted human being and an one and only. Goofy,crazy, Cute, and rare.
by By The technology; Google January 4, 2019
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Bustin Martinez

A pathetic west sider from pueblo colorado that crossed the border because he is a dirty mexican that likes guacamole , hence the reason why we are building a wall.
Guy 1 - “yo, you know Bustin Martinez?”

Guy 2 - “the one that crossed the border & rubs guacamole on his nipples?”

Guy 1 - “yea he’s a pathetic human being
by bustin.justin July 1, 2018
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ethan martinez

A fuck boy that got. His dick. Exposed on Instagram wit the username Markham exposed and cannot keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks
You know that nigga Ethan Martinez yea his dick red as fuck lmaoo
by Mkms exposed July 9, 2018
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Jaret Martinez

Girl1-"i hope i dont find a Jaret Martinez"
Girl2-"same lmao i heard they got small penises"
by Newboot January 25, 2019
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Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.
"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."
by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019
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alexander lucio martinez diaz is a caring but serious guy. He can also be very confusing because of his constant mood swings. He always knows how to lighten a mood with his funny jokes and sweet demeanor. Alex is full of love but he can also be kind of an asshole at times if you provoke him. Alex is a foodie. He would do anything for something to eat. He’s also a bit of a twink.
Guy 1: That guy is really confusing
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be an alexander lucio martinez diaz
by Kaitlyn Oliva November 11, 2019
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