Kris

You are infinitely cooler than anyone else.

Person 1: "Hey did you see how cool kris is?"

Person 2: "Yeah they're so fucking cool."

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu October 12, 2020

Kris

Kris is someone who people probably thought was scary as fuck . They're just affection deprived. Go hug a Kris today :

"psst , kris, I love you hehe"

by Feral_Cro March 11, 2023

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

Kris

(verb)
To suck someone off/give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius. Sirius enjoyed it very much.

by bucketcom December 20, 2023

Kris Get The Banana

Potassium

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

Kris

To suck someone off, or give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius.

by bucketcom January 2, 2024