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Josh

A fat sack of duck loving, who sells drug with his grandma and sits at home eating dog meat all day.
Person 1: Hey where’s Josh I need drugs... and his grandma is hot.
Person 2: He’s at china town getting more dog meat
by ZaneSuckAGingerNut June 25, 2019
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Wanna be skater name. Very shy but tries to act detatched like it intrigues people. Really boring if you date him and also unoriginal. Also a mommas boy that crys to her for money to fund whatever he needs to do. Always upset about something. Emotional.
Fake. Jealous and selfish
"See that guy in the panda shirt in the corner just staring at us, is he waiting for someone"
"He gives off women beater vibes your right, Total josh cat over there."
"Your right a total josh"
by B_ spitta June 25, 2019
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josh is a somewhat decent person. he is pretty nice and also kinda funny. although Denis is a better boyfriend then josh (because the name josh is at the top of all f***boy lists and Denis is just better.) Josh is a person that gets in trouble with teachers A LOT and he is kinda mean. he uses his moms phone to text and has changed a lot since he got a girlfriend.
aoife is dating josh
by Emily IS A WRATT June 28, 2019
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Josh is weird one alright, he will be smart and do all of his work in a flash but when he finds a new game he won’t stop. He’s smart and sometimes retarded, he’s a sporty one, he also doesn’t care if he gets in trouble.
Girl1: I like Josh look at him
Girl2: he’s rejected 18 girls
by Melon-Virgin yeah July 1, 2019
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a dude mad bc he has no good definitions on the urban dictionary
by antijoshclubhesastink July 10, 2019
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Josh, the most loyal guy you’ll ever meet. He funny and will always be there when you need him. Or in other words, Josh is perfect.
Josh and Yasmin laugh and tell jokes together.
by Joshua is perfect July 28, 2019
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When someone doesn’t understand when the joke is over
by Creeperkiller73718 November 13, 2019
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