IB

This is a program that was created for the sole purpose of torturing children, by encouraging them to chose and enrol in this lengthy, annoying, sole sucking program, AKA hell. The pain that IB Students go through is self inflicted, and is a consequence of poor decision making. IB teaches students the precious art of bullshitting their way through 7, 2000 word essays on subjects like Maths and Biology, and a 4000 word essay.

Overall the IB is an unnecessary program, that was made to make teenagers question their life choices and also life as a whole, which ironically is also the aim of TOK.

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"The reason my social life is pretty much non-existent is due to the IB, cause the only interaction that I have is with my EE, IA, CAS and TOK."

by IB destroyed my life October 29, 2020

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International Baccalaureate, a program created to torture students AKA International Bullshit.

Person 1: Hey are you doing the IB program?

Person 2: Oh you mean, the International Bullshit program?

by elmoiloveu October 16, 2020

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Pure nightmare fuel.

-How do you spell "International Bacaluraruetthjgjftdze"?

-I don't know, just write "IB".

by charmingshade February 7, 2017

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Internet bestfriend

I love my ib
I'm about to meet my ib for the first time

I'm FaceTiming my ib

by Volleyball player 7 July 19, 2017

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Seabass (Ibs)

Has a back as bent as himself, carry his home on his back aswell as his pet abdul. They roam around school but there is no benefits apart from he can take you to ground floor or even basement level 2 if youre that lucky. He also cannot pronounce number, for example a normal person would say 12 but this dumbass includes a "z" for some reason, it is extraordinary and extremely rare to see this person without a mustache or a dirtstash as they call it. (By dan :) )

omg is a Seabass (Ibs) taking abdul to ground floor?!

by judith xx June 20, 2018

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