Homework

Something you should be doing right now. Also known as a cruel punishment gave by teachers who are unaware their students have social lives.

Teacher- Sabrina, wheres your homework?
Sabrina- My dog ate it...?
Teacher- YOUR GOING TO STAY IN FOR RECESS UNTIL YOU FINISH IT
Also, making sure your schedule stays crazy, it looks a little like mine.
6:30 AM- Wake up and get ready
7:10 AM- I go to school
7:15 AM- I arrive at school
4:00 PM- I get out of school (When theres no detention)

Now rinse, wash, and repeat.

by ♛♛Queen♛♛ January 23, 2015

Homework

Hellish,
Ominous
Mound of

Extremely
Wasteful and
Obligatory
Redundant
Krap

Person 1: I have homework.

Person 2: Good luck developing a personality and social life!

by ExtraMustard September 29, 2014

Homework

Completely unnecessary bullshit that teachers give to students when they decide to extend their sadistic, heartless torment to after school hours.
Causes immense frustration, diminished social life, and severe lack of joy in large doses.

I would rather be dismembered than do homework.

by Atheistzilla September 29, 2014

Homework

What you're procrastinating from doing right now.

I don't want to do my homework so I'll search random stuff on Urban Dictionary in hopes it will magically finish itself

by Silver145 November 7, 2013

Homework

A really good excuse to dream about bombing your school

Bob:Wanna watch a movie?
Tim:I wish,I have homework.

by AA12Fan February 8, 2015

Homework

Homework:

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

I hate homework!!!!!!!!

by KittyKat2750 March 25, 2016

Homework

A common form of torture practiced by schoolteachers worldwide. Many children are mentally scarred by it for the rest of their lives.

Teacher: "Did you do your homework last night?"
Me: "No, I was busy impaling myself with a bunch of hot rusty nails."
Teacher: "..."
Me: "It was actually nice compared to the torture you call homework."

by Electr1c August 10, 2019