dancefloor handy

A hand job given on a crowded dance floor.

My poor behaviour at the party was eclipsed by the scandal of Tegan giving Jim a dancefloor handy.

by La-a Laker January 13, 2013

Sani Handy

A hand job with hand sanitizer for lubrication.

Joe is still recovering from the sani handy he got last night.

by Ihateitwhen July 14, 2021

handy haversack

A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)

Frank: How was dnd last night?

Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!

Frank: Nice!

by Mind_Flare July 28, 2021

Moist Handy

an unexpectedly wet high five

the boys won the grand final and after went to the locker rooms for a round of Moist Handys

by Corayzy November 21, 2022

bandy handy

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.

by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020

Homie Handie

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.

Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.

by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021

Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 5, 2021