Sumac Elementary School

An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.

"Sumac Elementary School is great" -said no one ever

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Elementary Flagpole

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest elementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.

Hey man last night was crazy fucked up, I invited this hot chic over to fuck but instead I gave her the elementary flagpole

by Elementary Flagpole August 20, 2024

Abbott Elementary

The best show ever, you should definitely watch it

"Hey have you seen Abbott Elementary?"
"Yeah, Gregory and Janine need to make out NOW"

by YOU'RE SUS July 20, 2025

Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.

Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”

Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”

by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025

Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and

students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.

Sward elementary school
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”

by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025

Greenway Elementary

The most whitest elementary school in Ocala, FL. Filled with white ppl trynna act black, and racist teachers. Some fights will appear here and there but almost everyone who goes there is soft asf

Sara- What school u go to?

Anji- Greenway Elementary...

Sara- Girrrlll, dat school lame asf, u need to switch asap

by ZeusMadeIt November 22, 2021

hOMOrENouS eLeMENTAry..

this is an elementary school in the fraser canyon near spuzzum british columbia. It was where i went a child a have horrible memories because my extremely cenile step uncle steven raped all the janitors because he had a janitor fetish and he also shoved up all the broom stick handles up his rectum to release the duing beatles from his anus, anyway my great alaskan uncle drove me to chiliwAck after that and i read crabbe on the way home so all was well

bbRO STOP FUCKING MENTIONING hOMOrENouS eLeMENTAry.. i HACE BED MEMEORIES
No bro i love it.

by Mongolian Enthusiast February 14, 2025