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Evelyn Parker

Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.
She is such an Evelyn Parker.
by mac.s17 March 18, 2022
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evelyn is so rude and annoying
i met evelyn , she’s very annoying
by uwu.evelyn March 24, 2022
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Evelyn

If you know an Evelyn, you are an incredibly lucky person. Evelyns are always very beautiful, and either rather tall or rather short - there is no medium! Their eyes always shine, and they are always very talented. Evelyns have the ability to make people feel comfortable and positive around them.
Alas, it is the fate of an Evelyn to feel pressured to hide their emotions. They may be going through struggles, and unless they're really, really bad, you'd never know. If they are really bad, make sure to try to help your Evelyn, because Evelyns feel things deeply and might need you. Evelyns are unique because it takes a lot to get them mad, but once they're mad, they are MAD. Same thing with all the other emotions.

Evelyns are always happy, and when they aren't, they fake it. Evelyns are very smart and very kind, and everyone thinks that they are gorgeous. If you are dating an Evelyn, you better believe everyone's jealous.
evelyns are amazing. don't ever let them go.
by Giovanna Gryffon March 25, 2022
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it was a dearest night when evelyn decided she was emo, she was able to exspress herself in the most of dramatic of ways. there was a full moon and the light was reflecting on to her #broken heart she was unabe to feel emotions without the assistance of her screamo songs blowing into her ears, a midlife crisis at the ripe age of 6. without father, without god, she finds herself beaten with emotional damage.
wow im feeling so evelyn today.
by buggsbugsgsakedbugs January 24, 2022
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someone who is a crab and most likely a furry thinks everything is gay and is always a wannabe stoner
omg she such a Evelyn
by jokesfeo February 1, 2022
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Robert and Evelyn

Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are

in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
Robert and Evelyn are cute together =)
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Evelyn is tall.
person 1: have you seen evelyn???
person 2: Yea I have she is so freaking tall!!
by cisbaldman February 9, 2022
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