dan

the funniest cunt there is who has a bunch of mates who all think hes a right cunt, but they love him like everyone does.
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does

dan is such a fucking gangster

dan is a cunt...but we love him

by cuntchopsfuckedyourmumragged June 15, 2010

dan

a person named dan is most likely homosexual and wishing his name was daniel.
A very plain person who enjoys smelling fresh cut watermelon and long walks on the beach, oh and him and batman dont get along.

"wow look at that guy over their, he looks like such a Dan"

by DJ Mclovin May 20, 2009

Dan

The stain inside your whitey tighties.
Racing Stripes
To be blunt, a shit stain.

Mark: Ew man, what is that on your boxers?
Jeff: Oh damn man, I left a dan on em.

Mark: That shit's gross dude.

by Clusterofclams February 15, 2010

Dan

A guy who has an amazing personality and hair. If you know a guy named Dan, and you hate him. U r jealous of his hair. Done and done.

Holy shit Jessica, look at that guy's hair, what a total Dan.

by PuroleQ August 9, 2016

Dan

Dan.....An amazing loving person that gives you all then money you want when you want and where you want. he is the most wonderful and amazing person you will ever meet. I feel sorry for you if you don't have someone called Dan in your life

Dan.My Dad.

by Minion!!!!! March 18, 2016

Dan

Dan is an amazing guy with a heart of gold. You could not ask for anyone nicer to spend time with he’s so sweet and kind and caring that you can’t help but love him. He is the most perfect person in the entire planet. There is no one better to go get hot chocolate with or even just lay next to. Even when he is asleep he is the best company anyone could ever ask for. You could trust him with anything and tell him the most weird embarrassing stuff and he’d still be by your side the whole time. He is too nice at times and if he has any flaw then that would be it. Everyone deserves someone as perfectly amazingly incredible as him and no one deserves anyone so perfect.

Dan is such a great guy (even though he’s a bumhole at times) would you go out with me please?

by Someonewholovesdan123456789 December 21, 2018

Dan

Forever alone

Dan is so lonley

by Fucking sad July 20, 2018