cheeto mcdouchebag

A deservingly derogatory nickname for the orange-faced 45th President of the United States

Did you hear what President Cheeto McDouchebag did last week?

by The Rev September 28, 2019

Cheeto Julian

The sexiest boy alive

That kid sleeping with a bell pepper is such a cheeto julian.

by cheeto_julian September 28, 2019

chocolate cheeto

A chocolate cheeto is when you put a cheeto or cheeto puff (preferably a puff) up a girls ass the proceed to eat it out.

Dave: "dude Vanessa said she was down for a chocolate cheeto"
Bob: "Dude my girl said the ssaaaammmeeee"
Dave: " I can't wait to eat shit"

by ZackkkO May 30, 2018

Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.

Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.

by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018

cheeto sauce

the residue left over from eating cheetos

Hey look at all this cheeto sauce

by Dorito sauce September 7, 2017

Cheeto Job

When the giver of the blow job has lips covered in cheeto dust.

Ey girrrl you ready for another amazing cheeto job tonight?~

by Trollmaster004 September 20, 2017

dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 July 15, 2017