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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!
by feelitbro February 23, 2012
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Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.
You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect
by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024
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broccoli

"Broccoli sucks so bad and i hope anybody who eats it dies (other than my bf)"
by ickymug January 28, 2024
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Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side
you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas
by badder than Heman April 20, 2023
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Broccoli

Broccoli is the shaz of vegetables always playing the victim

And dry humps males
Broccoli stop being so hay
by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023
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Broccoli

Broccoli the shaz of vegetable's.

always plays the victim

Broccoli is the most gay vegetable always dry humming males
Broccoli get off cauli and see shaz
by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023
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