Archie

A massive dick who chooses you to answer the next question in English because he has no Friends.

Stop doing an Archie!

by This isn’t me October 5, 2020

The Golden Archie

When someone makes a Nashville Hot chicken burger by frying the chicken in pure urine.

I can’t believe that guy ate the golden Archie!

by Archienemesis October 12, 2020

archie irse

Describes a really itchy Anus,can be caused by having threadworms or if a person likes anal but maybe alergic to the lubricant used?

Oh my goodness I seem to have an incredibly "Archie Irse"Cecil and I must scratch it!

by Denzil Dexter Colorectal MD May 23, 2012

Archie

Super Deppresed

He is so dpressed

that's an archie

by XXXEvelyneXXX October 23, 2023

Archie

The worlds worse person and he belongs ona sex offenders list. hes literally a dick but not like its gonna make his bigger

You know archie?
oh yeh the fucking annoying kid?

by Rimy Jobbs January 1, 2024

Archie

Cooler than: Griddia
Cooler than: Big Sam
Cooler than: Little Sam
Cooler than: Erin Smelly Malik
Cooler than: Nathan Sexy Isherwood
Cooler than: Stinky Idiot Molly (Moudly)
Cooler than: Emo Maiya
Cooler than: Christian Cutie Eccles
Cooler than: Standing Up Adam
Cooler than: Fin (The Fucking GOAT)
Cooler than: Kathleen (Spewns Sugarr)

Archie is the fucking GOAT bro. You wish that you knew him

by Guy With Legs February 5, 2024

Archie

Archie is the type of guy who pretends to be your friend just so he can get in a purely sexual relationship with your brother. Be very aware of any Archies you know even if you don't have a brother he will still try go after your dad. His constant erection makes it very hard to take him seriously due to the massive bulge down his left trouser leg

Person 1: oh no archie is on his way over
Person 2: is that a snake in his trousers?

by Rapid turtle December 15, 2022