Alaskan Volcano

When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.

I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.

by Blame The Clown February 20, 2018

alaskan trampoline

A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.

She had such huge tits I couldn't stop my self from giving her an "alaskan trampoline".

by AlaskanMan June 8, 2016

alaskan jesus

Nailing someones balls or breasts to the ice and walk across their back

I gave that bitch an alaskan jesus

by Fuckboi98 May 29, 2016

alaskan beanie

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.

Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

by SpitOnDeFakeKween January 18, 2018

Alaskan Narwhal

Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.

Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz

by Derek Alaskan Strickland December 1, 2019

Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

Slappy Alaskan

A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.

by Fapples December 6, 2022