Kyle

A person who is fierce and loyal. He is a master of manipulation and will fight for what he believes in. One of the smartest people out there, yet he only believes in a strong work ethic and productivity. Also referred to as an Asian Supermodel and is very muscular. Don't get on his bad side, he will send you to Jesus.

Jeff Bezos: I just got beaten up with a slipper.

Elon Musk: That was probably a Kyle.

by anti-bbc eater June 25, 2022

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That one guy who always thinks he is so tough and strong for punching a hole through a dry wall while always drinking monster energy drinks. He also always thinks he is smarter than everyone but he doesn’t even know what day it is.

Person #1: hey did you see that Kyle guy?

Person #2: oh my god yeah he thinks he is so smart even though he is such an idiot!

Person #1: I know right?!? He also thinks he is so tough because he can punch a hole through a dry wall!

Person #1 and person #2: Ha! Yeah what a laughing stock.

by VladR_2008 June 25, 2022

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A guy that is neurodivergent and is gay. A man that makes sex jokes and is funny (maybe?),probably obsessed with among us jokes and draws the most weirdest but funny shit. Kyle's are usually found in a house or anywhere. But the worse place they can hang out in is Twitter..But to be honest,that Kyle may be gay and stuff but he's there for you no matter what and is a great friend lol

"Wow look at that guy! He's such a Kyle."
"Lmao ikr"

by DingusFongus July 3, 2022

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