Bacon and eggs

Another way to say bae

Hey bacon and eggs!

by Softballbihhh December 18, 2016

pris egg

The smartest person on earth.

A: is Pris Egg's answer wrong?
B: Don't doubt. Pris Egg is always correct.

by Boomb December 20, 2016

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015

Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.

Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.

by SanishPoe November 3, 2015

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

Suck An Egg

So i got this picture
*shows picture*
Its Gru from Despicable Me that says
SUCK AN EGG

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Person 1: Wow, ur such a loser
Person 2: SUCK AN EGG
Person 1: ???

by Knee Ger123 November 13, 2018