rancid wank stain

A mix of a fine Mexican tequila with the ultra creamy Irish baileys, also referred to as the Irish siesta. By relly and holdie

Those rancid wank stains will sure do ya over!

by Holdielocks April 28, 2023

Crouch Wank

When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.

Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!

by JamesBr November 30, 2023

wee b4 wank

when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself

John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."

John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."

by bluscouttf2 December 9, 2023

debrief wank

A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity/romance. Where you give yourself a standing ovation/high five for a successful mission ‘a job well done’ in the field of pleasure – the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, “the solo encore to a duet of delight”.

So, you know that amazing night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank – like a way to commemorate the successful.

by Japseyelicker123 December 11, 2023

Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.

I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.

by jayc33 December 13, 2023

Wank

what alexander jankowski does every night to his mother

olek wanked to his mom last night

by FuckMeDaddy69420666 October 29, 2019

Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.

Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!

by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019