Gravy Toilet

the act of replacing the water in someones toilet tank with gravy, as a prank for them to get horrified at the sight of gravy in their toilet bowl

jon - "man sam pissed me off so i made his toilet into a gravy toilet"
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

Toilet Water Drinker

A person who drinks toilet water. Can be used as an insult (example below). The short form is TWD.

Yeah, Brian’s such a toilet water drinker. He’s conceited, arrogant, and thinks he’s SOOOO smart!

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO July 12, 2022

Toilet

A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.

Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."

by Phazerrr July 14, 2022

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022

Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.

"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.

by tristonic July 25, 2022

Toilet Trilogy

When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.

Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!

by keknees June 6, 2022