thomas

only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.

“hey what’s the new kids name again”
“i heard his name thomas”
“ aw man you already KNOW he only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.“
“but i heard he like tokyo ghoul so he a lil valid”

by William Rodgers March 11, 2025

thomas ferguson

the fucking goat...however if made angy he WILL touch you

is this a thomas ferguson moment?

by thomas'laptop March 26, 2025

Thomas

Thomas

Thomas

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Felix Tansey-Thomas

A Man with a dump truck of an ass

Oh daymmm, look at that Felix Tansey-Thomas. That thing is juicy

by Nattybattytwatty November 24, 2021

Thomas

Most Thomas’s have horse cocks and the reason for this is they only eat grass.

Dang I wish I was Thomas- Jackson

by Nutinurlunchbox November 24, 2021

Ryan Thomas

A Ryan Thomas is a man who can do basically anything and be good at it. Ryan Thomas' can be extremely gentle and kind but also firm and vocal when they need to be.

"Hey this guy can sing and rap? What a Ryan Thomas"

by cricketty crackitty November 23, 2021