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I have no idea what you're talking about

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.
Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.
by YouAndMeInJapan June 30, 2011
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i don't like the way you are talking to me.

This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..
by Doctor Captain January 14, 2016
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You've been talking to Joss Whedon haven't you

A Situation with an unsatifactory ending or with unresolved matters, This is used to express a feeling of rage.

Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered
A Film ends with a blatent opening for a sequel which will never happen because the critics just don't understand how awesome the film you just watched really is, apart from the ending of course.

"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)
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Shut up,Whatever,dont talk to me

Say this when a crazy bipolar bitch is mad at you for no reason at all, she just craves on drama
barbara:omg what did i do
mandy:you know what you did
barbara:um actually i dont
mandy:yes you do
barbara:" Shut up,Whatever,dont talk to me"
by alligator34455 June 28, 2009
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Shut your ass because you're talking out of it

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.
Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.
by MattSav September 23, 2008
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do you like how i talk

do you like how my face disentrigrates into chalk
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We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam
Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently?
Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now
Katy: Why? I thought you were friends!
Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam.
Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!
by Oh my my February 24, 2015
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