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National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.
by Anon112312 February 18, 2022
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Giving

Buddy #1: How’s the new job going?
Buddy #2: It pays alright but I’m not too happy with it. It’s just not giving, you know? Makes me miss my old job.
Buddy #1: I feel that.

Friend #1: How was your baecation over the weekend with your new mans?
Friend #2: We had fun but I think I have to break up with him.
Friend #1: Why is that?
Friend #2: Ugh, the sex just isn’t GIVING…
Friend #1: That’s the worst!
by Brohan22 February 21, 2022
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Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.
Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.
by tnj629 February 23, 2022
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Give it up

Give it up is a great song!
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Give us this day our dally bred

Da standard prayer uttered by horny studs who wish "Da Great One" to furnish them with at least one chance of getting laid in any 24-hour period.
"Variety is da spice of life", and so it's only natural dat when virile dudes make da divine request of, "Give us this day our dally bred", they would also wish for an assortment of different "flavors of flour" in said crunchy comestibles, rather than just plain wheat or rye or barley each and every day --- i.e., they would wanna have sex with lots of different ladies, not just da same gal over and over.
by QuacksO August 11, 2021
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give up

Greg: Why'd u stop?
John: It seems I have to give up on winning this
by Karma_1 August 23, 2021
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