A motherfucking bitch, little skinny rat with medium hair who likes men, every friday night he is not busy he is just sucking the life out of some guy named Malachi.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.
Matt is the one.
Marry matt.
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