Jacob

Someone who is nice most of the time but a total asshole some times and he thinks he is good at roasting but he is actually trash

“Man fuck Jacob”
“I know his roasts are so annoying and unoriginal

by SharkLover24 February 14, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a sweet and amazing guy! He will immediately drop whatever he is doing to hang out with his close friends, and he is very intelligent, especially in Math and History. He is blonde with blue eyes, loves sports and people, and is the best friend ever!

Maddie: Hey Jacob! Wasn't Math hilarious today?
Jacob: Yeah! When our teacher dropped that bomb, it was so gross!
Maddie: Hahaha!
Jacob: You want to hang out sometime?
Maddie: OWO !!!

by JacobLoverrrr September 6, 2018

Jacob's Luck

Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.

Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.

by whospooch September 7, 2018

Doob-A-Jacob

The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.

Doob

"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."

by BaronVonCuddly September 12, 2018

Jacob

A person who can be slightly autistic (goofy) as well as fun in all shapes and forms. Usually hates to be alone but knows that he is the same with or without his Bros. He tends to not care about ego as it has destroyed him in the past.

Nate: should we invite Jacob or nah
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee

by Lil Pump 6ix Nine September 16, 2018

Jacob

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.

Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob

by StickySuede September 18, 2018

Jacob

A dude who has a massive cock, is jacked, and gets bitches

That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch

by J69696969 September 18, 2018