Jayed

Getting jayed is when you get surprised by Jay and have to Jay someone else

Haha get Jayed loser now you gotta Jay someone else

by beradguysszz April 25, 2024

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Jay

jay is the most helpful and kind man you will ever meet. he plays amazing volleyball, is a pro at every video game he touches and shines the lives of everyone around him. it is rare to find a good person inside and outside, but if you have found jay-- consider your wishes granted. he will buy you your favourite food whenever you are sad and make you talk about your feelings when you don't know how to. you will find that he will sometimes know you better than you know yourself and there is nothing more attractive than that. if you have found your jay, keep him and cherish him.

Person 1: This guy is so selfless and sweet, I want someone like him.
Person 2: Yeah, he seems like Jay.

by shars181 May 7, 2024

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Jay Smittyder

Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.

“You’re dry ass being a Jay Smittyder”

by TobyFuckinTobinson May 18, 2024

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