OLD SHIT

Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it

That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!

by NickerDick November 1, 2018

Cute shit

When someone sends you something really cute

OMG SKYLAR THATS SOME CUTE SHIT

by Bitchwithaheart February 25, 2019

shit pony

Comes from Ireland in the early 1700's, when the locals would deposit there shit onto the pony.

ed: i need to do a dump
bill: a word dump?
ed: no a regular dump!
bill: well here comes the shit pony!

by William Oxford December 6, 2004

funk that shit

"fuck that shit" edited for younger audiences. See "fuck that shit" for definition.

Bobby dared me to see how high I could swing on the swingset. I said "funk that shit", I ain't doin' it.

by Craig January 26, 2004

Shit-rag

Toilet paper (usually used)

That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

this shit is for the birds

It means this shit is overwhelming and annoying

I have been doing housework all day, this shit is for the birds.

by Yankeeexpressionfrommom April 9, 2017

shit talker

a person who talks out of their ass because they have no life, and they are probably ugly as fuck. They also deserve to have a pineapple shoved up their ass, and beaten with a baseball bat.

shit talker: hi that girl fat
friend: why are you talking shit
shit talker: because im an ugly fuck who has no life

by kim munson March 29, 2010